Xistera Snowball Launcher Launches Snowballs Across the Earth

So you're thinking about winter, because it's coming up quicker than you think. You've gotta be prepared for it when you live somewhere like I do, up here in Minnesota – piles of snow as high as your face! And you've got to be thinking about how you're going to dominate the snowball tossing world. Unless you've got a secret elf partner who can whip up snowballs faster than a machine, you're going to need something amazing to launch the balls across the park to where the person you're aiming at has run to. Enter, the Xistera.

The 150 Foot Slinging Snowball Zistera is a $24.95 piece of engineering brilliance. Not only does it do the obvious – launch a snowball into outer space – it has a scoop that folds out and creates a perfectly round ball for you to unleash upon your opponent. Made from ABS plastic, sold as a set of two! What an amazing freaking deal for you, the connoisseur of jamming snowballs into your friends face, even when your friend is 150 feet away.

[Via Hammacher Schlemmer]