Wind-Up Robots: Will They Kill Us All, Or Just Our Pencils?

These would, let me tell you, make the ideal stocking filler for a robot obsessed toy-hound like myself.  A friendly little set of co-operative robot buddies, the wind-up pair will happily strut around your desk until you need a pencil sharpened, at which point they'll get to work with their internal cutting blades.

Hang on, internal cutting blades?  I'm beginning to see their dastardly plan now – with two of them they can wind each other up, and then overthrow humanity grinding us up into a sort of fuel-paste.  Forget I mentioned Christmas, buy this $24 pair of evil machines for someone else!

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