Drop Everything And Watch: Kung Fury Has Been Released

The most epic 30 minute of film grandeur has been released to blow your eyes out of their sockets simultaneously. This is Kung Fury. Behold the original article back in December of 2013 when we demanded that you support the crowd-funded project. Now that's over and the final product is here. Thirty full minutes of absolute madness. For everyone to experience. On the internet. With out reservation. With courage. On YouTube so it's easily distributable for the whole entire earth. With FURY.

This is the beginning of the greatest movie you're ever going to experience inside a web browser. Made by the team at Laser Unicorns – David Sandberg, mostly, this video begins with the subtitle [TENSE MUSIC]. What else could you possibly need to know? Behold the tale of one renegade cop's time-traveling adventure through the ditches of evil.

"Kung Fury is an over-the-top 80's action comedy," says Laser Unicorns, "It features Kung Fury, a Kung Fu renegade cop who travels back in time to kill his Nemesis, Hitler. The film features nazis, dinosaurs, vikings and cheesy one-liners."

Next you're going to see more than you ever imagined.

There's a hit single that goes along with this film, and it's made by David Hasselhoff.

The Hoff.

Yes, that David Hasselhoff.

The music video you're about to see was directed by David Hasselhoff, and the music inside this music video was created by David Hasselhoff. This is a David Hasselhoff joint.

On a personal note – I've been waiting for this film to come out since I first laid eyes on the project. Now that it's here, I'm not really sure what to do with the rest of my life. If anyone can help out on this, please just... watch the movie.

And don't forget the interview.

This interview was filmed with a VHS tape, on a JVC GR-AX 460 VHS Compact Analogue Camcorder.

It's insane.

UPDATE: Now you need to continue to experience the excellence. This is a David Hasslehoff True Survivor remix of the Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer. Feel the Fury.

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Next is an behind-the-scenes cut from the same camera as used above. This is a VHS camera cut, filmed on-set in true behind-the-scenes fashion.

Imagine a whole genre filmed with such fantastic quality.

There's another behind-the-scenes clip as well. This was also filmed with the JVC GR-AX 460 VHS Compact Analogue Camcorder. You will love the quality.

Let us know if you find anything else that's as amazing as this collection of Kung Fury videos – we need to find them all!