Mario Power Up! Energy Drink
There just aren't enough hours in the day for Mario. I've been reliving my childhood the past few days by playing Super Mario Bros 2 on my sister's DS. If only there was a way to Mario-fy myself so I could get in more game time...
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An energy drink you say? Brilliant! Blue-Raspberry flavored?? Double Brilliant!! Now you really open up a can of whoop-ass Mario style and play all night, and day, and the next night, and the next day, etc...
You can buy some for yourself for just $2.95 a can from GKWorld. Now the only thing left to ponder is why they didn't call it One Up! instead. Caution: Power Up! is not recommended for children.
Super Mario Power Up! Energy Drink: Just ass Vodka [via Technabob]